Since I started blogging, I’ve discovered something utterly delightful: spam comments! I’m a) hugely flattered that spambots think that my site will get them the readership they so desperately want and b) completely flummoxed by the idea that there are so many fake Michael Kors products available. Like, so many. My grammar police side screams and wails at the heinous infractions these bots dream up, and my sci-fi nerd side can’t help but imagine my beloved Data saying each phrase. So, I’ve collected a few of my most favorite spam comments here, and will now go and research the best spam-blocking plug ins so as to reclaim my life from the swirling gyre that is knock-off watches and bags.
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—fake michael kors
It’s like they know me! I totally care about Ecosystem. The most! Bots are so considerate nowadays!
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—some spammy spam site for spam
Actually, all the best albums come from sewer.
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—michael kors replica
“In Saturdays it’s important to be dressed in condominiums. Upon Mondays you should put on diamond rings much like diamond stud earrings or a band.”
—fake michael kors
You know, I’ve been dressing wrong this whole time. I don’t think I’ve ever, not ever, dressed in a condominium. Drat!
A hearty thanks to Michael Kors, be he human or be he bot, for creating products in such demand that there are entire technologies dedicated to hawking their facsimiles, and the entertainment thereof derived. Also, since this blog could have just as easily (and accurately!) been called “All The Things I Love About Bekah
,” I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that today is her birthday!! Here is her cute stinking face. May her wine glass never again run empty.
Original, non-Magritte image of Mr. Kors via AskMen.com